Hi!!!
So I don't think my post will be as witty and thorough as Jason's or as random and exciting as Carly, Derrick, and Jaime's, but I have just arrived back from a 3 week whirlwind tour of Europe with my sister that included stops in London, Paris, Lucerne, Florence, Venice, Rome, Hopfgarten, Munich, Vienna, Prague, St. Goar, and Amsterdam. I'm tres tired but I had some of the best three weeks of my life and saw some amazing places. I wasn't planning on drinking at all on my trip in the interest of being able to find my way back to the hotels each night and catch the bus in the morning, and as those of you who have experienced my idiocy know, I am even more of re re when shitfaced than when sober, but it ended up that my tour group of 32 included 12 Australians and 3 Kiwi's, all of whom could drink Matt Hetherington under the table in about 0.5 seconds, as well as some Americans and Canadians who were also ridiculous people, so not only did I culturally enrich myself while overseas, but I also had a fucking fab time, and made it home without losing my passport or any money!
Some highlights, in bullet form for ease of reading:
Climbed to the top of the Eiffel tower and by divine providence ended up waiting in line long enough to get up to the top just as the sun was setting so it was ridiculously beautiful.
Was in Vienna the night before the European soccer final and was attacked by outrageously drunk German and Spanish fans - so much fun.
Got to watch the soccer final in the Old Town Square of Prague with thousands of Czech people.
Went on a 30 km bike ride through the Alps.
Watched a friend trip out on mushrooms and another on a space cake in Amsterdam and it was like the most entertaining 2 hours of my life up to this point.
Walked through the Red Light District in Amsterdam and saw all of the prostitutes in their windows beckoning old men to knock on the glass (they are like for real like self employed "businesswomen" that have to pay taxes on every "act" they perform though haha, Amsterdam is really liberal...)
Went to a "cultural evening" as phrased by my tour manager, also in Amsterdam, which turned out to be a live porno, one of the highlights of which was watching a girl smoke a cigar through her vag. I'm not lying. Sorry for those of you with sensitive stomachs haha. I am sure she will be developing some rare form of cancer in the near future.
Swam in the French Riveria, the Rhine River, and the Adriatic sea as well as a lake in Bracciano, Italy under the castle where TomKat got married hahaha.
Sooooooooooooo in short summary, Amsterdam was definitely my favorite, followed by Prague, Vienna, Rome, and Paris. Lucerne and St. Goar were beautiful and really chill. The people on my tour were fab, which was a good thing because my sister and I started fighting on day 2 and had to be separated on the bus, so it was nice to have other people to hang out with. And finally, I have decided that I would like to become Australian, because they are much more fun and open than Americans.
Miss everyone and hope life is good, especially for those of you who have already started working : ) I'm not looking forward to it...